The Best Birthday in like, forever!

Some people just don't get it.

You add a friend to the celebratory mix, and a year later, Maury is saying Joe

 IS THE FATHER

of your little Bosley Doolittle.

Yep, don't do it is the best advice, however, it does make good fodder. Troll or not, I hope this begins the revitalization of CM!

 

Yours Truly,

Persnicks

 

 

 

 

 

                       

                       Ummmmmmm, no thanks. Said no man ever when asked if they wanted a birthday pork fest with two chicks.

 

 



 

That is sooooo last year, Stacey! Sooooo last year!

 

 

 

 

That's your only rule?

 

 

It'll be coming! Who wants to start a pool with me?

 

 

 

Till someone gets a crab in the eye....

 

 

Cuz, foursums are def less a trainwreck but def more fair!

Equal pokes for both da folks!

 

 

Awkward!

 

Yeah, like, totes go with disease ridden whore. Better alternative and safer!

It's like picking organic fruit.